“he’s not exactly the brightest peanut in the turd”

It’s just so perfectly written and delivered, I am laughing just thinking of it. This is another amazing line from that same episode:

Would you like to respond, Mr. Phelps?

Ryan is making the classic work friends/real friends mistake.

Lochte should be in jail.

Lol, yes, Lochte truly is George Costanza.

And Mike was all:

This is a classic example is a white privileged male.

Seriously, can this whiny little dick get any more pathetic? Yes I know he’s not exactly the brightest peanut in the turd but surely someone has to have given him the memo that he’s not the victim here and that most people in the sports world with anything resembling credibility and a good reputation, are doing…

Elaine Benes: Oh trust me. He’s a bad seed. He’s a horrible seed. He’s one of the worst seeds I’ve ever seen.

Stop posting your hate on message boards, Gaston. I know you’ll be in traction for the next 8-10 weeks from getting thrown off the castle roof, but Jesus, why you have not chill, bro?

This right here is why we need a Generation Y. Freakin’ Millenials...

And yet, the town talks shit about her and her father. Proclaiming it’s not right for a woman to read. What’s so wrong with someone wanting more out of life?

Upvote? Who let you in here?

I second. She basically spends the whole song/movie shading everyone in the town.

Listen, she spends an entire song going on and on about how boring and provincial everyone in her town is.

This explains the Ewoks.

lol ok gaston

This was by far the best comment.

“Ever notice how Beauty & the Beast promotes beastiality?”