rachaelmargarita
Rachael
rachaelmargarita

Oh my god, this is the cult’s reverend.

Thanks for raising the level of discourse

I want to recall the one-sided coverage of tonight’s debate next time anyone in your “writers” union wants to claim journalist privilege over whatever topic you get pissy about. If you want to be the next gawker and a one-sided rag, that’s perfectly fine, there’s many of those advocating for all political leanings.

OMFG I wanna tongue kiss Howard Dean. I thought I was the only one with the cocaine theory.

The Daily Show had interviews with Trump supporters a week or so ago and it left me speechless. One guy was convinced that Obama was President on September 11, 2001 and wanted to know why he was “hiding” when the attacks took place. This was not a joke, this guy was dead serious.

Don’t cry. Minorities will save white people from themselves.

Well, it’s not her strong suit. As has been pointed out repeatedly by Donald Trump, who killed forty-seven people the last time he tried to cook food.

Honestly, here’s my thing. Yes, the private email server shows that Hillary can be secretive and paranoid. Given that she’s had two Secret Service agents publish tell-all books with blatant lies about her, she’s been connected to every accidental death, suicide and murder in Washington DC in the past twenty-five

I really got into it with a family friend over this. He kept on harping on about how “Hillary should be in jail” and “how could anyone vote for such a liar?” I was giving him article after article of fact-checks and reports showing how Trump lies more flagrantly and frequently than Clinton- then upped the ante saying

I’m so glad Oliver is calling out the false-equivalency narrative that’s been plaguing this election.

The only thing that would make this whole thing even more amazing is if Jen Aniston finally was pregnant or adopting a kid and announced it imminently.

Nobody is more aggressively distrustful of stoners than former hard drug addicts. They literally don’t understand how some people could like soft drugs, but genuinely not want hard drugs at all, ever.

I’m tickled. Not for their children, but fuck Angelina. Brad, too. No sympathy for them as a couple.

KARMA!!

it took a while to find the appropriate one that summed up my feelings. there was another one where he dragged himself on his knees across the kitchen floor which would work too, but i couldn’t find it.

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