Third Eye Woke.

They’re PUBLIC BATHROOMS FFS.

agreed

I was already just clinging to life with this comment. But “pet a cat backwards” produced this gem.

Julie Delpy has somehow gotten this far in life without ever having seen, heard of or met a black woman. Are we unicorns? Do we not exist? We’re apparently just myth.

Hercules was most likely not super amped about baking George Washington a birthday cake since he actually ran away on Washington’s birthday.

So, this isn’t a mural from the Pawnee, IN courthouse?

Do you know what a comments section is?

It’s become so hard for me to respect my brother and his husband because they like this show

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

Serious question

I want to see someone carrying a sign that says, “Every baby is a nightmarish hellbeast bent on your destruction.” I have a 9-month-old, coincidentally.

Reading the part where Beth dies in “Little Women” when I was in fourth grade. All the other kids made fun of me for the rest of the year.

Stages of me attempting to watch this, illustrated by Prince:

“Kurt Russell” was the name of Disney’s beloved boyhood sled.

Little did they know, the lawsuit was coming from inside the house...