If I hit the lottery jackpot, my wife would never know. She’d just wonder why a few dozen Right-Hand-Drive cars suddenly ended up in our Driveway...and front yard....and back yard.

I went through thinking: “Are there any American cars, kei cars look weird, and how the fuck do you drive a Hummer in Japan.

Bank account is saying “no, no, no, no, NO, no, DEFINITELY NOT, no, no, no, HAHAHA YOU’RE FUNNY”

Scrolling through internally saying: “want, want, want, would have, want, want, want, want, want, would have, want, want, want, want”.

I propose that @RobEmslie get today’s COTD for “Corollavirus”.

Thanks to google, I can provide this:

No.

obligatory Dodge never updates their shit joke.

also made this one 

You forgot the best one! You even did an article on it already!

Wait... I just had to google this... that's real? Holy shit that's ugly  

Honestly, the BMW actually looks pretty good. It’s at the very least a step up from whatever crack the design team has currently been smoking.

I say bring back the trunk monkey.

I thought that was implied...

I hope he never parts...

Is it just me or does the “driver” look like “Two weeks” woman?

No way man. The johnny cab from Total Recall is how it’s gonna be in the future.

I’m going wherever Rob and NPOCP goes. And by that I mean “I hope he does somewhere and keeps doing NPOCP”. My day won’t be the same without it, it’s like my daily episode of a soap opera.