Not gaudy while being the gaudiest thing ever made. I want a car that evokes an Italian loafer worn without socks and a gum-snapping floozy with big hair. No one has built my vision. I will die trying.

The first one had a few years of development hell but it did breathe some new life into sport compacts. Particularly all the work you needed to do to get a hand me down Civic to hang with the rich kids whose parents just bought them RX7s, Zs and Supras.

Dad, I want to decimate all when I grow up. How do I go about that?

Anything is possible when you overnight parts from Japan.

They were reciting the Back to the Future version where its a robot who is taking care of the car, thus system with a star.

Its a quote from Back to the Future Part II. Go watch it. There's even Jaws in it, though it still looks fake.

Not in BTTF

“Welcome to Texaco. You can trust your car to the system with a star”

I’m no motorhome fan, but I think this is probably one of the most (and few) innovative products from GM in the last fifty years. Still it does not look right to me without the window louvers and wheel skirts.

Stealing another automaker’s design could prove to be bad, um... what’s the word?

The pool needs to be skimmed, but it’s ready to use.  The pool guy was there on Wednesday.

well... yeah... where can I buy a ticket? lol

Like, 4 people will get this reference.

an automated racecar ride sounds like it would just be really big slot cars

I hope the next recession brings about rappers that flex on their financial security. Whippin’ a Camry (not a Bugatti/Lambo), pullin’ up to PF Changs (not Nobu), and so on.

Ludacris drives a very sensible 1993 Acura Legend with 300k miles. https://jalopnik.com/acura-restores-ludacris-1993-acura-legend-to-its-perfec-1740497887

Narrator: “they weren’t.”

DT alert!

In 2009, it was widely reported the Swift would follow the Kizashi before Suzuki’s plans shifted. We almost got the third-gen, it would seem. Therefore, we lost out when Suzuki left. If I had just written “lost out on” instead of “lost,” which arguably means the same thing, you wouldn’t have had this wonderful…

Carlos: “I escaped a country with a completely rigged justice system because I wouldn’t get a fair trial.”