Chevy came very close numerous times, but never finished.
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Add the word “anal” to any and every Ford model name.
The massive single headlights version is the Gaylord after it met a nice Probe.
I don’t know what kind of depraved thing a stanley steamer would be, but I don’t want one.
Hmmm... can we use one of those face-swapping neural networks with *CARS*? Deepfake for cars! This is where we should be focusing our efforts during the quarantine period.
I’ve sat on plywood. And I currently own a Honda Fit.
It’s not axle hopping, it’s powertwerking.
They are old enough to import, and the K20/K24 is Federalized and CARB certified. What restrictions would keep you from running one with a K20/K24 engine? As long as you maintain all emissions equipment from the donor car, they are newer than the destination platform, and thus legally approved.
Accord in the front. Shooting brake in the back. I love it. It can made more tasteful. And an engine / transmission swap might be possible.
Dope! What’s next? H22 swap?
You are now my favorite writer for Jalopnik. Please more 80s and 90s Japanese shitbox content. I want so much to daily a K swapped Orthia but despite being "the car capital of the world" California laws make that almost impossible. I might try to find a first gen Accord wagon and swapping in a h22 but it's just not… Read more
So for the next 6 months if your car dies you’re what, supposed to order delivery? Take-out? Just hole up and die? That’s not sane, bub.
That’s why I use a slingshot
People are still going to work. Those people need to drive their cars. Cars break down. New cars need to be bought. You should test drive cars before you buy.
Almost assuredly not. Why in the name of god would a dealer hand you a vehicle and have no oversight once this is over with? People are assholes, this is how you end up with 100KM test drives.