In Croatian, macan means tom cat. I'll go now.

Dang! now my ears need to re-COUPE-erate...

BLAH BLAH PORSCHE MACAN'T ITS AN AUDI Q5 W/ STUTTGART BADGES LOL I HATE IT LOL REAL PORSCHES ONLY HAVE 2 DOORS LOL THEYLL NEVER GET MY MONEY DIE DIE DIE

Turning Japanese for the Brits, Torch?

CVT because you touch yourself at night, Okulski.

What's up with the, possibly, chipped paint?

/fivesecondmspaint

Not bad, not bad at all! I'll keep my fingers crossed for a SS version later down the road.

Admittedly, the Gallardo was exactly that of the Murcielago.

And here's a design I did a couple years ago for a Gallardo replacement. How strange...

Sorry, I had to...

What tops all of the horrible things I ever encountered, and can't really imagine ANYTHING worse than this is an English woman, as far as I could guess from her accent from Liverpool, at first glance normal 30-ish woman, not ugly not magazine-beautiful, wearing rather small tanktop and short jean shorts (it was a hot…

On behalf of Allah, The Baby Jesus, The Stig, Ayrton, Rob Ford, The Monkey from Madagascar

What tops all of the horrible things I ever encountered, and can't really imagine ANYTHING worse than this is an English woman, as far as I could guess from her accent from Liverpool, at first glance normal 30-ish woman, not ugly not magazine-beautiful, wearing rather small tanktop and short jean shorts (it was a hot…

Shut your crying cock holster, the seats recline, they paid for it, they can lean theirs back those minuscule 2" that is mechanically possible in business and coach class without having to put up with some dick behind them crying like it's the end of the world.

#5 - Or Take a giant sh*t.

When at the airport try to relieve yourself of any and all waste before jumping on a long flight. Farts are bad, absolutely annihilating the bathroom with a Dumb and Dumber poop salute is probably the worst thing ever, especially on smaller planes.

Was on a flight to MN from Buffalo in a…