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I’m fat, and I’m not offended. Sorry. Most people are fat because they eat too much and don’t get enough exercise, myself included.

It was intentional.

I agree with everything you said with the exception of “I’d say he’s by far the most personally virtuous man who has occupied the Oval Office in my life, and would probably rank in the top three to five ever. Offhand, Jimmy Carter is the only President I can think of who might give him a serious run for his money…

I guess yesterday was the real debate and the only argument left to settle is whether Warren is Sanders’ VP, or Sanders is Warren’s VP. 

I’ll take “guy who knows things” shtick over your “performative outrage” shtick any day of the week, thanks.  

I just like saying assless.

“But my favorite part of this car is the $20 light switch being shared from my F150 in this 1.2 mil supercar :)“

So they’re all using these kids as political props, but Pete gets shit for it because he didn’t do it from 3 feet off the ground.

Davey was my best and only friend from k-6th grade and really gave credence to the final words in the movie Stand By Me, “I never had any friends later on like I had when I was 12.” Rather, I am 43 now and I still have never found a friend quite like him later in life. Sadly I will never get to tell him face to face…

Alternative name: Tel Afib

First day of freshman year, I showed up for my mandatory meeting with my guidance counselor. I had tried out for the cheer team over the summer, made it, and was wearing my uniform. It was a thing. All the cheerleaders wore them on the first day of school. So Mr. Counselor asked me what my goals were. I said I wanted…

Well Bernie is the only candidate focused on turning out new and younger voters. That’s the best strategy no doubt. Still Bernie went on Fox News, crushed it, and likely got some of those racist grandmas and grandpas to give him a listen. That’s how you win.

The early Renaults like the 1900 model you show used a thermosiphonic cooling system; there’s no water pump. Instead, the temperature difference between the hot water in the block and the cold water in the exposed radiator creates enough circulation by convection to transfer the heat.

This should have been published on The Takeout

“See Timmy, the wall was in your heart all along!”

So he built a Ridgeline? 

Christ, I hate to have to say “both sides,” but I really, really appreciate you taking the time to point out that both sides of our current political spectrum deserve to be treated like human beings.

...even if certain elements of the Conservative movement would prefer to see some folks executed or locked away in dark…