Breaking down gender roles? No, this is comedy.

I dislike cars because they're expensive, their upkeep is expensive, and they burn fossil fuels like there's no tomorrow—and thanks to them, there probably won't be much of one. Even the electric cars rely on the electrical grid which, in the United States, is still mostly powered by fossil fuels, so just plugging a…

Same. I loved those bimmers. I like the led technology in the new lights, and THAT makes them look good. Bangle didn't have that. Regardless that's one thing BMW still does right now-a-days.

Not really, but I'm a pedestrian at heart. As long as I don't need a car I'll be more than happy to go without.

You're right. I'm better than all of these two-pedal wusses. lol

You mean... you would pick the slushbox?

Don't worry Neal, that's just my hand. No, don't make that face... someone might know.

There's a signature on these tires. This means they're better.

Welp, that's one way to flip a table.

Dad- You see that?

O_O

They should drill for oil under that turn, it's so damn slippy.

It'll be a sad day in 1928 if that ever happens.

we crashed this special edition Renault Clio for you since you won't ever get the opportunity to

Be warned that you're still watching a litany of Porsches, Lotuses, BMWs and Volkswagens crunch into guardrails, and that could potentially make you sad.

#COTD

Still, the best thing about the BladeGlider is the driver's seat. Jump in, and this is what you see:

fuck you kinja