I !@#$-ing love Hanomags. They're such good-looking cars.

Everything including PlastiDip.

My uncle knew a guy in Alaska who was a prospector. One day he got the find of a lifetime, a gold nugget the size of a golf ball. He did just that, used it as a shift knob for his pickup.

Come around sometime. Hey, what's your favorite color?

This is actually false. In reality, these stones are achieved by inserting a lump of coal in my ass. Two weeks later, I shit it out and it forms these smooth, unique formations.

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It isn't the end yet. While there will only be one model, all Lancias in the future will be based off Alfas, which is a lot better than four Lancias based off Chryslers, no? (nothing against Chrysler, I'm a Mopar fanboy I just think they're entirely different marques).

Can you write my Tumblr address (raphaelgranas.tumblr.com) on the side of your car in Sharpie, take a pic and stick it on Twitter?

GOTTA EAT THEM FIRST

YOU POKED THE DRAGON. SIT DOWN Y'ALL BITCHES ARE ABOUT TO GET A (NOT) COMPREHENSIVE HISTORY OF THE POLISH CAR INDUSTRY SHIT YEAH.

Y'all are thirsty for anything Škoda. And I totally understand it, even though I see Škodas every day (I live in Poland). I love how everybody keeps saying "Czech" in every sentence like they're just overjoyed that such a thing as a (mass-produced) Czech car exists.

I'd round up some male waiter volunteers that look like they jumped off a Calvin Klein advertisement, dress them in nothing in shorts and invite all the assholes in town.

Meanwhile at FoMoCo, Ford prepares the Mustang Wind Vane.

Now what can Ford do with a Mustang logo?

"This entire post and all comments on it is a wild ride from start to finish."

I took this photo today. This is what they look like now.

Matches the brochure pics below, so yeah.

Good guess, but def not a KB. The first K/KB-series came out in 1941 (I think?) and besides, bullet headlights were pretty much on their way out around 1940-'41.

I-I'm actually OK with this, when you look at it from the '50s perspective.