You must be fun at parties and refuse to let the dogs out. 

He’s not particularly green, I’m sure he’ll catch on with a better organization. However, it will have to be a joint agreement or the whole thing will likely go up in smoke. 

Please don’t actually click on the link, but the barstool response is choice.

I can’t help but get the feeling he was browbeaten by a unified front into making this decision. Klutch definitely raises an eyebrow or two. 

It looks like Reggie has been dipping into Dwight Howard’s candy stash. 

Drew - I just came across someone sharing a new Holderness family video on my newsfeed. We need you more than ever right now; rest up and ready for you to come back when it’s time.

He looks like he ate Stephen Miller and assimilated his features. 

The fact that your “with fries” list does not include tikka masala (dipped in, of course!) keeps it from true greatness. 

Hey, I dunno, but it seems like his skin’s been getting a little redder each time....

Pawpaw would have preferred oatmeal raisin probably. More fiber. 

“gradually worsening addition to pain pills after knee surgery”

Usually my addition includes crappy daytime TV, but to each their own!

I once took an international flight with some co-workers, which was leaving at 5:15AM or so in the morning. In my Nyquil-induced stupor, awakened 2 or so hours before suggested, I forgot to pack any sort of identification or payment methods, minus my passport. Luckily, I had an intern and almost zero scruples. He’s…

No, it’s smarmy, self-congratulating politeness from ATM fans. It’s the sports-equivalent of volunteering in a third world country and taking countless selfies with the kids for Facebook profile pictures. 

Sounds like they’re getting wiser, bud.

Also, this won’t get you killed, but pack in, pack out. Cigarettes are also prohibited in all areas except small designated areas and pick up your cigarette butts, you savages. 

Based off those numbers, he seems pretty hearty to me. 

On another note, Ball State alum Papa John has to be the ultimate t-shirt fan.

When did James Dolan buy the Cosmopolitan? 

Man, this story really delivered just rewards. Okay, now that pizza puns are out of the way;

Is Papa John (Ball State alum) the ultimate T-Shirt Fan?

No sympathy. He really punched his own ticket on this one. Not to be Rude-y or anything in tone here.