No surprise on Mario, we all know plumbers lay mad pipe.

Aguirre remains an endearingly useless presence, the “are there ghosts?” question was hilarious.

I am humbly submitting Anthony Carrigan to play a bizarro Stephen Miller. Let me have this. 

+1 every writeup is a morsel to relish and I would like to selfishly hoard Ray.

I would assume Ramsey knows more than Coughlin on becoming a god in Central Florida. They should do their best to keep him.

As a latchkey kid, grown-up me does not like cold foodstuffs if I can warm them up! 

He probably would also move away from the mic to breathe in.

But Schrodinger’s McFlurry Machine is broken. 

“Ed Dohring, the doctor in question, told the New York Times that....”

And due to blatant gerrymandering, these dunces have outsized representation in the state and nation. Fun, huh?

I bearly admit I’m a Baylor grad as is, but this unrepentant asshole is making an art of humiliating us, and more importantly, dishonoring and largely ignoring the survivors of the assaults brushed aside during his tenure.  

This is a dubbed over voice from Matt Stone or Trey Parker, right? It has to be. 

You’re right, articles at 3:30 PM on a Friday are basically... movies at 9:35 AM. 

Aw shucks, that was my space, dude. As someone who works remotely, this has been at least a once-monthly Friday morning ritual for me. 

Tomsula, is that you?

Glad only the most genetically gifted white people continue to carry the torch for our supremacy!!!! This kid looks like Renée Zellweger and Hey Arnold had a kid. Looks like he has a good wingspan tho!

The Denver Nougat. Okay, back to my grey zone.

Storm Duck is actually committed to play corner at UNC!

There’s a Storm coming, Mr. Wayne. 

“Kind of a big development with Andy Reid”

His shirt is cool and all, but no need to body shame Reid.