Any list without Tim Duncan is fundamentally flawed.

“UrFL”

Who invited the pedant?

At least he didn’t try to hug the puppy too hard this time.

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Nah, but I did vaccinate by dog for Bortatella recently!

+1 Scalabrine

*you’re

I half expect Scooby and the gang to pull off a mask and reveal Jayden Smith

Hanggggg ten bruh!!!! Don’t choke on your In N Out!

I hear Houston and Dallas are nice.

Nah, if the pledge was let out of the basement he’d be dressed in a bow tie or something else trying to hopelessly emulate “gentleman” culture

Seriously, fuck these guys. It’s not like anyone else is.

Another Cali bro wanting to move to Austin? Excuse me while I feign excitement and astonishment!!!!

So how bad does your neckbeard itch?

To be completely fair, Kim is burning out his fuse out there alone.

I dunno, this is pretty souperfluous news if we’re being honest. Regardless, I think Ted is pretty comfortable in his own skin (or whoever’s he’s wearing), surprised this is an issue!

Gonna have to dust off this old vintage ditty... http://deadspin.com/271906/nobody-cares-about-your-fantasy-team

Unlockable character?