Well, it wouldn’t be pedestrian anymore because he bought a fucking bike.

Point: Video content often leads to higher interaction rates in ads.

As a Baylor alum, all I want this year (and not necessarily related to sports!) is not to get too dizzy from shaking my head.

Heave the Hawk.

I’ll raise you one...

Why aren’t we letting The Rock and his charisma play the Genie? There’s really no better option here.

+1 duck fart

Rear admiral eh? Glad Pride Month is finally being included in horse racing!

Do all Packers fans look like extras from Fargo or are all extras from Fargo Packers fans?

Gronk is just pawn in game of life.

Honestly, shut the fuck up with this extraneous bullshit.

Hur dur, I don’t even drive that far!!!!

I dunno, Assistant GM Vincent Adultman confirmed half an hour ago.

This is #2 (HA) on my own rankings of things that make your stool look real silly! Number 1 is obviously Kaptain Krunch Oops All Berries!

Can we talk about how insufferable Spurs fans have become? TD, Pop, et al are awesome, but holy shit you can’t talk about basketball without it coming back around to being about the spurs. They’re a dash of racism away from being Cardinals fans!

Take note Wolfman Rob, this is what you could look like with only one hoagie a week!

Someone tried to give me an Oklahoma Spelling Bee once. Not recommended!

Good God (heh) yes! I’m usually about to draft a response, but then I realize it’s not worth it. My only real saving grace amongst alums of other schools is the Aqua Buddha affiliation at this point.

Nah, they kneed derrick rose!

No one is going to comment on the last name Armitage? A callout to Armistice, which is a truce between two opposing sides. They’re supposed to be a “woke” white family, at least that’s the display.