Right?! What’s the point then??

I’m not down with a Moody Bible Institute grad. I know it’s not Wheaton. But yeah. HARD PASS.

“the recent grad of Moody Bible Institute” is “serious about finding himself a woman,” but he’ll be keeping things PG until a special gal puts a ring on it. Renoe “says he’s still going to wait for his honeymoon to tear up his v-card.”

“We are ladies, girls, lovelies, bitches, MILFs, princesses & so much more. Frank. Disruptive. Fun. PYPEin.” “Crazy Woman: 1/2 mile.”

SADSTURBATING AMIRITE LADIES

SoulCycle, “disruptive,” and a picture of a dropped (thrown? rejected?) cupcake.

My Teddy Ruxpin got left out on the patio during a rain storm and would randomly yell out garbled messages IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. I locked it in a bathroom once because I thought it was going to murder me.

Re: Sara Hyland drinking four glasses of wine at lunch - - that’s my definition of a Saturday. Ps, what fucking loser is sitting two tables away from her and counting her drinks - my mom?

She also once cancelled a meeting with Putin because he was late.

Link only because huge picture:

Jem and the Holograms.

Seeing John Lennon’s glasses is a very striking and powerful image.

The fanciest of pants.

Sorry - I know this is slightly off-topic for this article, but you mentioned frustration with finding things like shorts in a market that favors sizes 12 and under. I just wanted to share that Polyvore is an excellent search tool for women of all sizes, because you can narrow your search by size (also price, brands,…

I would totally wear this entire outfit, minus the hat. And I would rock it.

Yeah, he has “dead eyes.”

That picture of him gets more and more creepy each time it’s used.

Thank you! My new favorite hobby is rubbing my lips back and forth over his amazingly soft hair while sniffing the top of his head. It is straight up intoxicating. I don't care that I look silly doing it.

Yes!! I had my first baby on Tuesday, and not being pregnant anymore after a tough pregnancy is freaking amazing. I had a c-section 4 days ago and can move better and with less pain now than I could in the weeks leading up to birth. My baby is also awesome, so between the joy of baby and the joy of non-pregnancy, I'm…

Congrats to her! She sounds like someone who really hates pregnancy so I’m happy for her that it’s over!