I’m wondering if it is because she is a mother herself who has been scared despite having resources and a support system, so she actually has sympathy for this poor woman.

Did anyone else read this as “manager mom” and think “that sounds more like LA than NYC”?

“OH That’s messed up!”

We are literally watching the 24 hour news networks’ Jumping the Shark moment.

Makes you thound like you have a lithp.

Random aside. I know some moms at Louis’s school. Invariably they casually bring up ‘Sandy’, then cock their heads the exact same way - no matter who it is - and explain ‘She introduces herself as Sandy.’ It always cracks me up.

NO

Could the tabloid writers get more creative for our homegirl Aniston? Like, “I’m adopting a sloth”, or “Justin and I have applied for a mission to Mars”, or some shit like that. This having a baby thing gets old after the gazillionth time.

I’ve NEVER understood that. Listen, I have a kid...and she was absolutely inconsolable and WORTHLESS from birth until at least 5 or so. I would’ve gladly skipped those years in which I had to do every single little thing for her. WHY DON’T PEOPLE APPRECIATE OLDER KIDS MORE?!?!?!

“U SHOULD DEFiNATLEY MAKE $1,000,000 BEFORE U SPEAK TO ME, BY THE WAY ARE YOU RELATED TO LEGOS ? BECUZ U ARE BLOCKED”

There are people who place their names on a list to foster-to-adopt with state agencies. They can specify their preference of the age/gender of the child or baby they would like to have.

Mary-Kate Olsen looks like a tiny French child next to her new husband and his daughter.

Hello no haters please and thank you

More like Van Der PEEN, amirite ladies?

I was going to say, that second drawing has something about it that’s pretty good.

I think you might be right. My son just did something like this in art class. He’s in 1st grade and brought home this really nice (for a 7 year old) self portrait. I asked him how he did it and he said they drew it very slow, one step at a time

Nope, she didn’t draw it.

But who drew it, then? [chilling music flares in background]