Wait, is that a thing this person has said?

The gossip is that she was the husband’s lover and in on the plan. Poor kid.

Hey, and I spent HOURS knitting that sweater for you!

were reported to the police by Walmart (fucking Walmart) when they went to get the photos developed.

Yeah. Sex with strangers is gross! This is why AirBNB is so messed up, Can’t anything just be a simple HH Holmes murder hotel anymore? I just want to check into a hotel, realize there are no windows, wander around hallways that dead end to useless stairs, and then suffocate in a gigantic human vault.

He is aging like a fine wine.

Well, whatever. Its pretty much the only role I know him in. Doctor Who and Torchwood. Which is fantastically dark.

That’s their best puzzle picture yet.

To steal from The Onion’s TV show, she’ll be tried as a black man.

IN THE FULL MOON LIGHT

Yes, I just thought of that reading the comments.

Isn’t this one of the subplots in Traffic?

I’m sure she’ll be treated the same as say, a male African American drug dealer with no DEA agent father?

My mother was always a crazy person. (Not mentally ill, colloquially crazy.) I’m not looking forward to some of the menopause effects, but I can at least not fear turning into my mother.

I thought this was some fancy ass remote controlled george foreman grill.... and then I read your text.

I am not sure if I am a fall truthers or not but maybe I should give her the benefit of the doubt seeing as both my mother and I have our fair share of accidents and falls and injuries. My mom always ends up getting way more injured with these accidents but I think I’m just more nimble than her.

Or should I say Declan McManus, international art thief!?!?

As a 50-year-old who has yet to grow out of her "awkward stage", I salute and love you, Jennifer.

I agree. After five years of not having cable and shamelessly binge watching some episodes I think Klhoe is the best of the bunch. She is the voice of reason most of the time and often brings her out of touch family back down to earth. Or she tries at least.