Obama is living his best life right now.

People have been supreme turds about Kim’s distaste for pregnancy. I honestly think is great that she’s talking about it. Women routinely feel like they suck at womanhood when they don’t think being pregnant is the greatest shit ever. So yeah, way to be honest, Kim!

The second trimester is the best trimester. If you don’t feel good then I’ll fear for your sanity during the third (and worst) trimester.

God bless Kim K. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Pregnancy was the most miserable, bloated, depressive, back-painful, bladder-killing, sciatica-causing experience and I begged my doctor for a hysterectomy a few hours after delivery. GOD BLESS YOU, KIM. KEEP SPEAKING THE TRUTH.

I found out last week that I am pregnant after my partner and I spent close to a year trying to conceive. I am overjoyed, elated, excited yada yada, but TBH I already hate being pregnant. I’m hoping much of this will pass once I get to the second trimester, but I feel terrible 100% of the time.

I almost went as sexy Jesus on Halloween but it's just such a redundant costume!

He used to have bleached tips.

Didn’t Kanye have something like this in his most recent line?

monastery fashions are so hot rn you guys

Why I gotta wear more clothes than Jesus in Church tho.

I’m a guy, and this horrifies me more than I can express.

If his wife ever sues him for divorce and/or brings charges against him, I hope to hell this shit is admissible.

“As you rape your wife don’t look her at her face, trust me guys, that’s just awkward.”

This guy is seriously scary. He’s telling men it’s a sin for her not to want sex. What the hell is that? I know they think sex should be heterosexual, married and for procreation. My god, that view is sick if they can't see that consent and mutual enjoyment is also apart of it.

Ughhhhh this man has raped his wife dozens of times. You know it. I’m barely kidding when I say that writing that should be a sufficient confession to get him sent to jail.

My mom said to Jr. High me, “I know you put on a lot of makeup to try to change your face, but you can’t change your face.”

So much truth in this.

I think part of what made mothering so easy for me was preparation, practice, and community. I put a lot of effort into my parenting — I was reading parenting and infant/child care and development books 5 years before I got pregnant. I made community connections with people who used methods that…

My husband says the same shit: “How do you keep track of all these appointments?” “How do you remember to give everyone their medication at the appropriate time?” “How do you find the best vet/restaurant/day care every time?”

If only had ten thousand more stars to give.

Shocker - a mom who makes lists, does Internet research, befriends and observes other mothers, and then applies what she’s learned on a daily basis is generally seen as a good mother. Just like you learn and excel at any other job.