People. Stop keeping guns where your kids can get them. It really isn't that hard.

Tired of typing this out every time you people up, so Acronym time

Man, I am REALLY looking forward to Darren Wilson popping up in the news after committing some sort of racial or domestic assault within the next two years, a la Zimmerman. It's going to be both a great and a horrible day.

Lies? Fuck you. I will absolutely not let Ferguson go, nor should any of us. What happened there — both the murder, and the psychotically unhinged police reaction in the weeks and months that followed — was unconscionable.

For me, the shock factor comes in where he actually grabbed her. I know nasty people are going to say nasty things, but they usually stick to words when they're in public.

Off topic, kinda. I used to work in a lab drawing blood. It was summer and the AC wasn't working properly. We were all slightly crabby and drenched in sweat. One day this fellow comes in and as I'm wrapping the elastic band around his are, I comment on his name—Robert E. Lee. He must have assumed my accent made me a…

And that's a shame. I try not to spend my money where I can see employees being abused and not protected.

I once encountered this on a DATE. And the guy was actually surprised that I left!

Sadly, it's actually a sign of progress that the police are willing to arrest a white man for assaulting a black server, at all.

Me TOO! It's wonderfully apt under the circumstances. At first I wondered how it was that I was reading the sound in my head, then realized it was really there.

What do you think the consequences might be for hate speech and assault? Could this asshole go to jail, do you think?

I recommend a PUA cruise line. Take them out on the water with promises of good food and camaraderie.

I'm kind of finding the shocked reactions harder to deal with than anything this dude said. I mean, who are these people who are under the impression that things like this do not/cannot happen today? What media do you consume? Who are you listening to? Who do you read?

His last name is also the first thing I thought when I read this article.

I was going to make a joke about nobody likes artisanal wheat bread, but my brain totally stalled on the rest of it.

Told her, "I have a place I would like to take you where I hung your grandpa."

The headline loaded first and when the picture popped up I was like "well, that's exactly what I expected him to look like." Sometimes stereotypes are mind-blowingly accurate.

It's not always about intent. In this situation you would hope that a law enforcement official and spokesperson would not shove anyone. Anyone. However, one would really hope he could display the intelligence, forethought, and self-control necessary to realize how assaulting a black woman (and then denying it in the…