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Man, watching that pre-game theatrical thing reminded me of the time I got drunk at the Bellagio, lost $700 at the blackjack table, got more drunk, threw up on the craps table, got kicked out, took a cab to a nightclub called The Beach, got even more drunk, chatted up a woman in a pleather minskirt, bought her four

Oh God. Now I’m not so sorry to see the Rockets lose.

I notice you didn’t mention the Lakers-Kings-level rig job the officials pulled tonight. The Rockets should have shot better but the officials were so obviously in the tank for Golden State it was laughable.

That was so much damn fun. I cannot wait to watch more of this and none of the NBA finals.

I guess the way to combat that is to be prepared. The assumption is it should be close to the zone so that it would be either a called strike or swung on without properly being timed. Have them leave one foot out for all their preparations and then step right into their batting position, expecting a hittable pitch.

An additional note, worth of some comments:

I hereby command all loyal subjects to take the hot burgers off the grill, place them onto a plate or cookie sheet (depending on the number of burgers), immediately place quality cheese onto burgers, and cover with foil.

Talking of crap and popping a squat, dropping a deuce while making a grilled cheese has a certain je ne sais quoi.

No need to ever move from that spot.

What a piece of crap. That fiberglass shell weighs more than the original Bronco. It’s squatting like a dog when it’s not even loaded up.

I love Riccardo but that result is more an indictment against fucking Monaco than a testament to his driving skills. They finished as they started.

Shaq warned us however that taking 2 Advils every four hours is bad for your kidneys, you should just take one every two hours instead.

A couple months ago gas was hovering around a dollar mark, today it’s at $1.39. In Buffalo, NY gas is selling for $2.52 per gallon which is around $0.85 per liter.

Bullshit. Dude had time to ‘get ready.’ Both feet were in the box, and he’s even facing the right way (not bad for a pitcher!). So be ready to hit, meat. Wouldn’t call that a quick pitch at any level.

Seriously. In tennis, the server determines pace of play. You’re not ready to return? Tough shit. Same thing should apply (and be applied, liberally) in baseball.

I’m surprised his golf shirt had sleeves. And that he didn’t.

I approve of any and all breaking of unwritten rules.

That Cardinal looked ridiculous the Right Way. The Cardinal Way.

Why? He has all the personality and charisma of dry toast.

One’s a cheater, one’s a cheater who cheated moderately more. If you wanna put them in two different categories, that’s your right, but most of us just see cheaters.