A double and a run scored in his first at-bat! The signing of the century!

i too will not play qb for the Browns

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So the Mets didn’t sign Bautista? That’s a relief.

Mets gearing up to go after the 2010 World Series championship.

Are you ... purposely being dense?

Even taking that into account I’ve got a good foot and a half of arm above my head at 5'11"

he had a 24.5-inch vertical leap, which leaves him about 1.7 feet short of the rim. That doesn’t take into account his reach

It sometimes feels as though this column is uniquely devoted to making fun of Baseball for having unwritten rules combined with a frank and honest discussion about the unwritten rules of air travel and using the shitter.

Yeah, but BASHOP dude, there’s a slight gap between “non-photographic likeness” and “the wrong fucking person.”

Scored AND threw one of the most brutal hits of the game. It was beautiful.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but a black hockey player scored in the game last night...

It’s the Babe!

That’s clearly Melissa McCarthy playing Sean Spicer.

Politicians are either pro-business or pro-regulation. Trump is the former, Obama was the latter. Every time a President is elected, one side screams how the other is killing America based on their personal views. In three years when a Dem is elected, we’ll get to hear about how businesses are being decimated.

Not surprising, teens usually pop off early, even when thinking about baseball.

We have a Nissan Leaf, and I feel that is true. The absence of engine noise DOES make the wind noise more prominent.

It’s like being stuck in traffic while going 200 miles an hour. While I don’t doubt that it’s stressful, calling NASCAR drivers “athletes” might be a bit of a stretch.

If he hadn’t mentioned that article at all, someone in the comments would have gone after him for pretending he didn’t think the team would be bad, or some nonsense like that. There’s no winning that battle.