I just spent 45 minutes helping my son with section 3.45 in his math homework. Thought I’d come to Deadspin after to chill. You are killing me. But interesting analysis.

Are you suggesting that jewish, latino, and asian people are not racist? The “people of color” label might be good as a catch all for politics, but I assure you they don’t unify in real life.

He’s the football coach. Probably walking around wearing football coach things.

I’m from South Jersey, where Cherry Hill is, and I guarantee that is the problem. That is a very racist, spiteful area.

Sounds like MAD Magazine’s “Headlines We’ll Never See.”

Steve Nash?! After Dan Majerle spent the better part of his life in a tanning bed to be curry favor with Native Americans?

Totally not high.

Needs more Irsay for me to be sure.

He twisted himself into the ground a bit on the swing. Probably thought the triple was lost once he couldn’t bust it out of the box.

Moralizing aside, it’s bad writing. There’s a wonderful world full of adjectives out there. It comes off as a teenager’s attempt to sound cool.

Why do you feel the need to throw curse words into every one of your posts? Several people I know refuse to visit this site, which I love, for this reason alone. If I personally know that many, it is doing nothing but harm to your readership. You are not 15 anymore. You are not impressing anyone with the GD’s and F…

Shaquem Griffin is going to be next jersey i will buy as someone who has bad left hand since birth you and your brother are living a dream myself and my little brother only dream about thank you for been a hero every disabled America disabled citizen in world

Equipment manager is going to be pissed...Same last name and first 5 letters of the first name? What’s he supposed to put, Griffin A, Griffin B?

He does so much baseball. All the baseball. Very good.

He is a very good and excellent baseball man.

Yeah, I saw that in the movie, but I thought “Hey, looks like a guy from the Blue Man Group”, not “Hey, that looks like Tobias Fünke from Arrested Development during the arc where he tried to join the Blue Man Group”.

They’ll play The Race Card, over and over and over - they already are.

I didn’t notice that you moved from Deadspin to Jezebel, but I just wanted to say that your reporting on these stories remains excellent and the paragraph that end in “It was a shitty day” is a perfect description of the what it’s like to watch the criminal justice system.

I’m happy Shazier can walk at all, but yeah this felt way more gross and exploitative than uplifting.

You sure, Goodell, you rat-fucking bastard, that you wanted to remind people of the truth about your sport?