What are you trying to do.

May this bring some peace and hope for them as well:

No.

Congrats. You just found a way to “All Lives Matter” the Cosby conviction. Grab your complementary bag of “go fuck yourself” on the way out the door. We’ll be changing the locks behind you.

I feel for Josh Allen and I understand how embarrassed he must be. A tweet of mine from 2012 where I said “mark my words, 2012 will be Whitney Houston’s year!”recently resurfaced

You know there’s at least half a dozen teams that just moved Allen down the board for being up so late. Real leaders would be in bed at 9 after spending 3 hours masturbating while visualizing their success on the field.

Well that settles it. He’s definitely going to Cleveland, now.

That hair product isn’t going to pay for itself.

Because I’m at work trying to do anything but my actual work?

Right?

The kid just earned a nickname - Willie Maize.

The crowd would have told him to act like he’d been there before, if there was any.

You spend all night fighting crime before a day night doubleheader and see how fun you are!

Marvin Harrison is my #2 all time on my list of “Good guy” athletes who turned out to be not good guys. OJ is still the king, but Harrison has put up quite a body of work.

This really perpetuates the notion that while Terrell Owens and Randy Moss got all the press about their character concerns, the real bad dude was meek quiet Marvin Harrison.

When I have to have a difficult conversation with a family member or co-worker I find having something to do with my hands helpful. Some people use a fidget spinner- I clean my guns.

“Terez Owens could play a little himself back in the day.”

Made $68 million dollars in a 13 year span... Still will come after you with a bat if you owe him money. That’s something.

I wonder what it’s like to have a conversation with someone like this that deliberately does NOT revolve around guns. I bet it’s awkward.