Guess what? “Women” are also female humans!

Fuck yes! Bomb it or start running hot laps around them in the golf cart. I’ve found that the bigger asshole I am, the more likely I am to be let through.

Release the recording! plus the tax returns and her emails while were at it

Often referred to as a Dick Trickle.

He shakes his head slowly, answers begrudgingly. “I hear the Lithuanian Football League is on the rise.”

No way a host would willingly use kinja.

Strange that you say “will” instead of “would.” Are you a host?

Ed Harris will destroy me.

Semen, blood, hair, skin cells, etc...

I also heard and saw “I killed them”, so I think Zack missed that.

He could have killed them all by not doing his job properly. This new head guy doesn’t have to take it as Bernard physically killed them all and dumped them in the valley. Although what Bernard said should raise his curiosity.

It’s brain fluid.

As always, the classy NY rags have it best.

In fairness, if the part about the union is indeed true, then fuck the union for bouncing around the problem instead of dealing with it.

That wasn’t actually my intent. I was relaying my experience of a similar encounter with the USPS. Do you think it is OK to dump mail that was paid to be delivered with no repercussion? I don’t. If my company had paid to have flyers delivered and found out they had been dumped, I’d be mad.

A few months ago I noticed 6 or 7 bundles of mail out flyers and catalogs in the dumpster at my office. I didn’t think much about it until a week later I saw another bunch of bundles in the dumpster. Each piece was addressed to occupant at specific address in the area, so I called the post master in the area to report…

Employee of Automatic Systems Inc. was hurt performing job that was designed and supervised by Automatic Systems Inc. - No one cares. Oh, you say it happened in a Tesla factory? OMG!!! Tesla sucks!!! They’re trying to cover it up!!! They are unsafe!!! Now it’s worthy of Jalopnik.

I couldn’t possibly care less about Tesla than I already do. I just find these articles are not particularly newsworthy, nor are they good journalism. I understand that Ryan has an axe to grind, but these lemmings just lapping up his shitposting is getting a bit ridiculous. We get the same articles week in and week…

Question....is the safety reporting of Tesla related to the fact they won’t unionize? Just curious. Not that I have a dog in that hunt.