I can’t decide whether he looks more like a guy who wacks people, or the kind of guy who has people wacked.  

Apparently Gianni Versace faked his own death.

Those who happen to encounter Skip Bayless in the flesh have a much different reaction:

had been worrying for a while that Anthony Hopkins was losing it a little with age

He would have gotten his ass eaten?

I saw a guy do this two years ago. At the Rockettes’ Christmas show. That was unexpected.

Ah, the classic “5 year old at the urinal” technique.

My love for you is very complicated, Big Papi

I religiously avoid watching any video of the allegedly charming and humble Aaron Judge for exactly this reason

Mookie Betts might be the coolest dude alive. Literally excels at every sport he plays and is down to earth chill about everything.

Mookies RANKED:

Do you act out scenes from movies ever (except the occasional comedy one liner)? Not unless you are a theater actor. Is singing along to a song something pretty much everyone does? Yes. To compare them is ludicrous. Not that they should be singing along, but the comparison might make you more dumb than them.

Hahaha.

Jesus christ, you’re really going for it with this post. This is incredible. You make it sound in the headline like they’re just chanting it for no reason, because you know “singing along to a song” makes it sound much less bad. Then, when we’re primed to feel bad, you post the sad, desperate text messages of some…

Right! Like how soft do you have to be in order to be offended by this?

They were singing lyrics to a song. Nobody chanted “Nigger”.

People don’t own words, that’s just not how it works.

This is “hating on black people?” They’re just singing along to a song.

It’s pretty stupid to sing this. It’s pretty stupid to record it and post it online. But as stupid as these kids were, I find it hard to believe that they’re malicious. I’ve never heard this song before, because I’ve crossed into Old Man territory, but these are, in fact, lyrics in the song. That doesn’t excuse it,…

This isn’t really hating on black people at all. It’s a group of girls having fun singing along to a popular song.