Yeah you wish.

I know Rusty Hardin is a famous and accomplished attorney, but his name still sounds like a supporting cast member of “The 13th Man in Your Mom, Vol. 6".

Fultz is the human manifestation of holding the shoot button a half second too long in NBA 2K

This is the only comment this post needs.

WTF is happening w Andy Reid’s legs?

Awwwww, Lil’ Gruden!

Geezus.

A 2-for-1 is when your team takes a shot early in the shot clock so that you can have another possession after the opposing team has the ball.

Life is fragile and this is a huge tragedy.

Hey, I’m a little slow so help me out. This is obviously an attempt at a joke, but I’m struggling to find it. In what scenario would a basketball coach ever say “try a 2-for-1”? That means nothing. And, even if it did mean something (again, it does not), what’s the “2-for-1” that you are implying he tried instead?

Chatman’s fighting style is best described as wrestler-boxer-chiropractor-gymnast.

Apparently being angry all the time really ages a person.

That picture is fucking me up. I’m not that old.

Bar owner and longtime bartender checking in. Mastercard, Discover, American Express and Visa are all eliminating the signature requirement in 2018. I see no reason to not return a card right away and charge a small fee for not closing a tab (and in my state overnight tabs are illegal) but at the same time, I…

Holy shit, how old is Albert Belle now? Wait...how old am I?

Hair Color: BLACK

Well, in his defense, the situation is a little confusing. Not long ago, everyone was demanding to see his cork.

Based on the indictment, Belle is still racking up doubles.

A year from now this will less of an issue, as Lebron should be able to run the point for Golden State if Curry is out.

Watching Allen blow it numerous times at the end of the game and in OT was almost as good as Duke losing. You have Bagley underneath who has been unstoppable and in the worst case scenario gets a FT to end the game and Allen chooses instead to play hero ball? What a clown and bad bad teammate. He chose personal…