I thought that was Christina Aguilera. Seriously.

I’m completely in favor of legalization, but marijuana really does mess with your short term memory.

The gram? The money? The clout? The lulz?

Mine started similarly, but instinctively at Deadspin. I’m tired of seeing Lamar Jackson Shellac the Pats. Wait, no I’m not. Well, you know what I mean.

That's it! I'm switching to Myface dammit.

Obesity is a risk factor for asthma. Counties with higher poverty rates have higher obesity rates. It might not be just the dirty vehicles and power plants.

My two favorite sayings about money:

Because tax dollars tend to be wasted at an alarming rate.

I don’t know what this means but I like it. Reminds me of the turbo encabulator.

Yeah, more.

It appears to be on every major news outlet, even Fox News.

Clearly these kids have not yet obtained the knowledge that stereotypes are a real time saver.

The judging is usually in the comments section. It’s a feel free to judge zone.

Who cut the funked up hole in the artificial turf “green" at 1:10? That greenskeeper would be fired immediately at Mar-a-laaaaaaago.

You haven’t seen the arm punt? It’s all the rage in college football. NFL teams will be doing it in 5-10 years.

When he finally gets around to putting after 2 solid minutes of screwing around, he putts like a dork.

Someone should have tapped him on the shoulder and whispered “Um, you’re not THAT good.”