I'm giving the guy a pass. But just once. Once.

They probably don't want herpes simplex numbers 1 to infinity.

Why is there always some dumbass yelling at the top of his lungs? Chill bro. That shit doesn't help. Remain calm.

I hate to say it but probably nowhere. Well, other than being broke, surfing somewhere. They caught lighting in a bottle.

tl:dr

Where are the Omega Mu’s?

Koepka has high blood pressure due to his choosing to only wear shirts that tightly fit his biceps.

A famous large former basketball man attended an electronic music festival in Brussels, Belgium, during the daytime. He is in the front row of the crowd, rhythmically rocking his large torso in unison with the other patrons to the beat of the music. And he harmlessly squirted some water on people.

Dammit Jim, it’s HIPAA!

It’s an amazing coincidence how his back has only flared up on shitty tee shots. Someone less lazy should do a compilation.

That would be cool, but with a little less rubbin’. You know, a tad more realistic.

Well, this view changes.

The pressure of being the odds favorite got him.

As spoken by Nick Satan:

I find supercross to get boring after the first two laps. Maybe the first. Or the holeshot.

I believe the Yankees are an Adidas team. They probably made him cover it up while he was with the team. Which is stupid.

Can the batter do this if there is a man on first? Because at some point there will be a man on first that doesn’t run when this happens, and there will be a rundown between home and first. Can the runner make it back to home? And continue his at-bat?

So, Dr. Disrespect gets banned from Twitch and whoever took this photo is heralded for catching a chess grandmaster cheating. Makes sense. No, it really does.

His wife Laura likes the straw hat he picked up while wandering around. I do too. That’s a snappy lid, Woody.