They say the sun is too hot for astronauts to walk on. But what if we go at night?

Southern Miss. Favre and his tiny penis are the peers he is referencing.

I told you.

Why didn’t he just shit in his pants?

I love the Tour, but feel guilty enjoying the videos of riders crashing.

A bunch of damn snakes. Sorry Ken.

Skiers, like myself, are just generally pissy inside because they learned how to ski before snowboards came along and don’t want to learn how now. Might break or tear something.

If Dolan were to ever find himself at the crossroads, Legba would laugh and say “No thanks. No matter what I do you will never have any talent whatsoever. Your soul is not definitely worth the trouble.”

The fact that he has lips of skin is proof positive of his Newt Gingrich face transplant.

And I finally get the joke.

You have to admit it though, some stereotypes are a real time saver.

They should be, but the New Orleans Baby Cakes are not a major league baseball team.

The uhhhhh and thuuuuu are totally the same. You’re busted Myrie.

Maybe my momma was right when she told me to never hang around people who might be whacked by the Gulf Cartel after all.

It’s a manzier!

OJ, just like when you combed the golf courses in Florida, you’re not gonna find the real killers on Twitter.

I think he should quadruple down and recreate the game. Invite Bears fans to the field one night, have some of those fans dress as “rowdy” Philly fans, pay Al Michaels to announce, and only take a kicker who makes the kick 20 times in row.

The “Hey, you fucking suck too” in the second video is the best part.

The ocean called, it’s filling up on your fastballs.

That’s hideous. Off the top of my head, Federer’s is better. And Tiger’s is better than Federer’s. Might as well make a list: