When I hear the word “accuser” I don’t immediately think it is a sexual assault crime or consider that it might have any connotation of inequality or sexism . I just don’t. I might now though. Or at least think about it.

These renters don’t know you just fling a handful of M&M’s to curb this behavior?

I get the feeling Drake is pretending 99 percent of the time. To the point where he no longer recognizes Aubrey Drake Graham in the mirror. It doesn’t happen much, but you can see a glimpse of Aubrey here:

Yo Hitler, how many did he score again?

Nooo.

True, true.

Combo. It was overtime. Can’t risk missing the big goal. And I’m a little impressed. Due to the angles involved, is difficult to fill a cup to the rim with piss without it spilling all over your shoes and others.

Well, they are building that thing prick by prick.

Thank you. I now feel better after being called one my entire life.

I have a feeling they were wishing the Can-Am had a little more power/speed. Which means they will do it again at some point. And that thing needs some front fenders to keep the snow off the windshield. Had to be difficult even with the (slow) wipers. Still looked fun, of course.

I recommend “I Dream of Wires” if you haven’t seen it. Documentary about synthesizers. It may still be on Netflix.

I’m not smart enough to understand your comment, but I like it. And I felt like it was gonna end with:

I bet he grinded his feet in Jeff’s couch too.

Studies have shown that words beginning with or containing the letters C, K, or P are inherently more funny.

Nice.

Confucius say:

I can’t read.

I would say dropping acid a few times a year in high school and college is just “use.” Which means I abused the shit out of it. And it probably abused me.

It’s all good A. Even the queen of England takes a shit. Of course she is intelligent enough to have the curtain closers summoned if she slings poo next to a gigantic crystal clear window. And has buttwipers.

This is the same place that over-served me that night. This place sucks!