Current Vegas odds:

It’s fitting that when you click on his one Yelp review you get a pop-up saying the restaurant recently scored in the bottom 5 percent locally on food safety inspections.

I honestly think he just really really misses picking fights with and beating his wife.

Yeah, the great depression ...

How long is a typical rape sentence? Oh wait ... How much did he pay her? He may need the money. So about 70 years.

Anyone else Trumped out? I think I’m Trumped out. Good thing we won’t be hearing it until the next election happens.

Those texts are real. If you don’t believe me I am going to sue you for ten billion dollars. But we can settle out of court right now for 20 bucks.

Pop and I are not worried.

I’ll take the over on how many comments include the word “Pop” as though he is your bestie and doesn't have an actual name. Gabe is allowed.

I know his parents are wealthy, but the $17.6 million guaranteed to him over the first 4 years doesn’t hurt. Better to make the millions first, then do something worthwhile with it (so no politics). And the fact that touching a QB with a pinky is now an automatic touchdown and the ball on a free kick.

And with that overblown display of fake swag, he most assuredly will never play QB for the New York Football Giants.

Sometimes I wonder if you are working on a novella or descending into madness. Either way, keep it up! Wait ...

Sorry bro, you didn’t do that the right way.

If the ball is high (like 5'-6"), you gotta go with the tomahawk.

Definitely a time traveler.

Jim Nantz was doing his best to get El Tigre to cry. “Just tell us how it feels. And I mean how it really feels. Deep down in your soul. Think of your kids. And your deceased father. How does it feel? Just tell us."

Good stuff right there.

As others said, probably not. I’m thinking about what may happen. I could be way of base, but I think that basically, Avenaughty will be sued by multiple people, including the disabled guy, if he hasn’t been already. Judgments may be eventually obtained against him in those civil court cases. He will also eventually be…

I bet he got a free bowl of soup with that hat.

Noooo smacking. N-O-S-M-A-C-K-I-N-G. Noooooooooo smacking!