Well, this view changes.

The pressure of being the odds favorite got him.

As spoken by Nick Satan:

I find supercross to get boring after the first two laps. Maybe the first. Or the holeshot.

I believe the Yankees are an Adidas team. They probably made him cover it up while he was with the team. Which is stupid.

Can the batter do this if there is a man on first? Because at some point there will be a man on first that doesn’t run when this happens, and there will be a rundown between home and first. Can the runner make it back to home? And continue his at-bat?

So, Dr. Disrespect gets banned from Twitch and whoever took this photo is heralded for catching a chess grandmaster cheating. Makes sense. No, it really does.

His wife Laura likes the straw hat he picked up while wandering around. I do too. That’s a snappy lid, Woody.

They say the sun is too hot for astronauts to walk on. But what if we go at night?

Southern Miss. Favre and his tiny penis are the peers he is referencing.

I told you.

Why didn’t he just shit in his pants?

I love the Tour, but feel guilty enjoying the videos of riders crashing.

A bunch of damn snakes. Sorry Ken.

Skiers, like myself, are just generally pissy inside because they learned how to ski before snowboards came along and don’t want to learn how now. Might break or tear something.

If Dolan were to ever find himself at the crossroads, Legba would laugh and say “No thanks. No matter what I do you will never have any talent whatsoever. Your soul is not definitely worth the trouble.”

The fact that he has lips of skin is proof positive of his Newt Gingrich face transplant.

And I finally get the joke.

You have to admit it though, some stereotypes are a real time saver.

They should be, but the New Orleans Baby Cakes are not a major league baseball team.