The uhhhhh and thuuuuu are totally the same. You’re busted Myrie.

Maybe my momma was right when she told me to never hang around people who might be whacked by the Gulf Cartel after all.

It’s a manzier!

OJ, just like when you combed the golf courses in Florida, you’re not gonna find the real killers on Twitter.

I think he should quadruple down and recreate the game. Invite Bears fans to the field one night, have some of those fans dress as “rowdy” Philly fans, pay Al Michaels to announce, and only take a kicker who makes the kick 20 times in row.

The “Hey, you fucking suck too” in the second video is the best part.

The ocean called, it’s filling up on your fastballs.

That’s hideous. Off the top of my head, Federer’s is better. And Tiger’s is better than Federer’s. Might as well make a list:

When I hear the word “accuser” I don’t immediately think it is a sexual assault crime or consider that it might have any connotation of inequality or sexism . I just don’t. I might now though. Or at least think about it.

These renters don’t know you just fling a handful of M&M’s to curb this behavior?

I get the feeling Drake is pretending 99 percent of the time. To the point where he no longer recognizes Aubrey Drake Graham in the mirror. It doesn’t happen much, but you can see a glimpse of Aubrey here:

Yo Hitler, how many did he score again?

Nooo.

True, true.

Combo. It was overtime. Can’t risk missing the big goal. And I’m a little impressed. Due to the angles involved, is difficult to fill a cup to the rim with piss without it spilling all over your shoes and others.

Well, they are building that thing prick by prick.

Thank you. I now feel better after being called one my entire life.

I have a feeling they were wishing the Can-Am had a little more power/speed. Which means they will do it again at some point. And that thing needs some front fenders to keep the snow off the windshield. Had to be difficult even with the (slow) wipers. Still looked fun, of course.

I recommend “I Dream of Wires” if you haven’t seen it. Documentary about synthesizers. It may still be on Netflix.

I’m not smart enough to understand your comment, but I like it. And I felt like it was gonna end with: