The best defense is a good offense. And I bet the smell was offensive!

They are trying to keep the caddy from telling the golfer how snappy his clothes look while putting, giving him extra confidence. Things like “Yeah baby, those white FootJoys really pop with those black skinny pants you are rockin'. And by the way, one more half a cup outside on the putt. Knock it home in that sweet…

Oddly enough, you actually grow a huge unibrow.

I don’t understand what you are saying. Looks just like a regular season game to me.

The players want to have it because they want to get PICKED for the Pro Bowl. They don’t want actually play in it, but just be able to say they are a Pro Bowler. And so it pops up when they are on TV and for contract negotiations. They should just make the selections and not have the game. It’s embarrassing and a…

I thought he redeemed himself with “Let me just put the thing back on the thing, yeah there we go, all fixed.”

Get those deaf ears to listen. A hot sauce co-op is not wanted, but needed. Along those lines, try Gringo Bandito if you haven’t. I love it so much that I became aan unofficial, unpaid, unknown spokesperson for it. It happens to be made by Dexter Holland of the Offspring, but that just bcomes a side note really when…

Get those deaf ears to listen. A hot sauce co-op is not wanted, but needed. Along those lines, try Gringo Bandito if…

+1 Run through the okra patch

The helmet to helmet blast was more obvious. Really obvious.

Was amazing. Until they changed the Whatachicken.

For real. Seems like he was at risk of wearing his face and scalp as a scarf.

McDonald's? Are you breathing? You're hired!

Won? You mean handed the game on a silver platter by crooked Roger and his dazzle of zebras?

For moments like the colossal fuckup that forever ripped a Super Bowl appearance away from the Saints, there should be a guy watching the broadcast somewhere with a big red “Colossal Fuckup” button he can hit which stops the game, and no matter what it involves, provides an opportunity to fix colossal fuckups.

Go meteors!

You got your wish!

Tainted win. Oooh, ooh, oh, tainted win.

The grappling hook is pretty cool though.

This. And the requisite “reactions” of the bench are just dumb.

No shit. Litterally none.