Foon.

I love how his teammates are standing still while looking at him in every video. You can see them thinking “Stop doing that stupid shit. It’s embarrassing.”

It should be, with the Saints favored to win the Superbowl and the Rams second.

Maybe a better class attends expensive playoff games.

Is he one of those guys who begins or ends sentences with “To be honest with you” way too much? Oh, so you are dishonest most of the time. Well, I honestly appreciate you being honest in this one situation, to be honest. Since you are admitting that you are normally not honest. Or better yet, that everything you just…

A tad underwhelming for those in attendance. Much more exciting:

Well, he clearly has a favorite child. Sorry, other kids.

Probably one of those instances where the item is thrown with the thought that it will never get close to the target, and it somehow tracks right at it like it is laser guided. Someone probably said oh shit right before it landed.

That’s pretty dang racist.

Is Arizona known for having a bunch of racists? I mean, everywhere else does (stop kidding yourself Vermont), but does Arizona?

Don’t be giving me that side eye, dude who looks like that annoying guy on FBI. Your hat sucks.

+1 Ed Mahoney

Yes. God’s ant farm.

Yeah, not cool, bromeister. I’m pissed.

Lil Wayne looked like the Hamburgler.

It has just been confirmed that he is the mythical fourth Hanson.

Whew. What a beating. Tua’s dad said he lost count of how many licks he was supposed to give in the third quarter.

I didn’t go back and look but the Cowboys may have switched to the prevent defense. And like my dad always said, get your ass out there and cut the fucking lawn.

Do they serve food at Spire? LaMelo is out there shooting the ball with Slim Jims.

The turf monster got a victim.