The microphone is too close to your mouth. How about THAT.

How about 90 years apart.

How about 90 years apart.

Cheech: I wish I could do that.

+1 Ham on whole wheat. Alright.

No, you are not. It’s been wonky a few days at least. I do enjoy this place (far too much really), but aren’t there a bunch of computer dudes in like the next room at Gizmodo? It is part of the seductive allure of kinja though.

Optical illusion. I slowed it down and used the superduperzoomer on the Zoomerator 2000, and it hit in front of the line.

Luckily it wasn’t Zion Williamson Boneheadedly Tears Every Ligament in Both Knees While Duke Leading Princeton by 20 Points.

I did enjoy Booger admitting he had never heard of Daughtry. As in the person/band that sucks and performed a pre-taped indoor halftime “performance.” After a clip showing that person near a tour bus which was probably not his, saying he was glad to be back in Charlotte.

Like gangsters, people like this are made of Teflon. Nothing sticks. They have people who make sure of it. Do you think anything will ultimately stick to Bill from the Clinton Foundation? Nah.

Every time the Browns win I imagine Hugh Jackson taking credit. Right now he is sitting alone in a booth at Skyline staring at a plate of 3-Way, mumbling “If they had just kept me on we would be 8-5-1, would have won the Superbowl and started a dynasty. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.”

Ohhhhh, his future former business manager Ebony, Ebony.

One Day of Lives.

Wow.

You know, every single time I see this jamoke I wonder if anyone has ever actually told him how bad his haircut is. Everyone he interacts with on a day to day basis is probably afraid to tell him. People like him do not pay attention to anything on the internet, so that is worthless. How would you actually get his…

It happened.

That's just his angry liver talking.

And Hillary.

Advanced Underwater Basketweaving.

Arbitration or not, I have doubts that there will be any evidence shown that anyone with a team and/or the NFL spoke or wrote anything along the lines of “Don’t sign him.” Even then it would have to be “There is a secret agreement that no one will sign him.” I could be wrong, of course, but I get the feeling that at…

That photo of Baines was taken as he was being told he got in. In the video he says ooooo-k.