Heaven forbid the opposing team do anything on the hallowed field in Dallas after a successful play. Pretentious asshats.

I get the feeling this is just the first trailer. A tease.

He should have supplemented in the meantime with some COUVRe scalp concealing lotion.

Which report? The one where Hunt is the suspect or the one where the woman is the suspect and Hunt is not mentioned? Genuinely wondering if the NFL received both. Plausible deniability and all.

The thing about scumbags, or the majority of people really, is that they don’t give a fuck about what anyone thinks of them. It’s sad, but true. Especially among the rich. Barely anything gets remotely close to entering their radar.

Hey, I like to win! I’m not like that other guy! Keep me! Please! Pretty please! With sugar on top!

So Hunt told the Chiefs he was in his hotel apartment the entire time, and the team was aware video existed of an altercation which ended up with a police report being generated with Hunt’s name on it. What did they think was on the video? An altercation at a hotel where Kareem Hunt happened to live? They knew he was…

I seriously believe Saban was trying to use code words to describe the extremely overbearing relationship. “Almost uncommon” as in “not typical,” or “abnormal.” But he can’t say those things of course.

Sorry, but I caused this. Just last night I saw a photo of him and thought "Now there is a guy that I don't ever see getting caught up in a #MeToo scandal." It could be true, but based on the current info, I am not inclined to believe it.

Such a fine upstanding young man.

Yep, where there is smoke there is fire. Aaron should call and check on his mom.

Well, at least they still beat the shit out of Ohio State.

Who was the moron who threw a bunch of furniture off his balcony in Miami and almost hit a kid? I would have voted for that idiot.

Maybe something to do with the Louisville Bats (AAA for the Reds) and Mississippi Braves (AA for the Braves)?

Can you explain? Seriously. Something about only rich white guys can play?

Hue Jackson deserved some mentioning here somewhere.

So true. He should have said “Ha, that Heisman pose thing you did was great. I’m gonna let this one pass. It’s only 15 yards.” Surely every other player on the team will remember that coach reeeally hates stupid and completely unnecessary unsportsmanlike conduct penalties.

They say a camera adds 10 pounds. I’d say he’s eaten about 12 cameras.

Tell that second person that I said that's gross.

Pathetic. Anderson attributed it, and Anderson distributed it.