Strip Ticket to Ride?

My daughter and I are heading out soon to get my husband (her dad) Legos. Not even kidding. And I bought a nice steak to grill.

Speaking as a guy with a kid, yes. This is a thing of beauty. I strongly suspect that my kid was sent to a grandparent’s house this weekend because my wife would agree whole-heartedly as well.

1) Sure Zoe, if you identify as Black of course you’re Black. Moving on.

Zoe Saldana is the fucking worst. Just STOP, girl. You clearly don’t get it.

“I’d love to be in your movie, but you know, I’m just not black enough. Here’s a list of much blacker people you can call.”

Could Zoe not have made any recommendations? I don’t believe that no one would have done it had she not “stepped up”.

Zoe’s husband!?! I can see it but no it’s Marco Perego.

No.

“The fact that we’re talking about her, that Nina Simone is trending? We [f–king] won,” Saldana stated. “For so many years, nobody knew who the [f–k] she was”

Hol’ up.....is that Jason Mewes aka Jay of Jay and Silent Bob fame?

Mine=staying up late to dance to music I love, or to hang out with my sons (assuming I don’t fall asleep- I get up for work at 4am, so....)

I remember those days well...

‘Cause fathers generally DO have time to wash their hair.

In all fairness we don't know her life or the abilities of her child. Sometimes kids go through difficult periods and parents get run ragged. Happens!

I don’t think Audrey Hepburn would have had a Twitter account. Now, Katharine Hepburn, she would have been excellent on Twitter.

As someone who came of age in the late 90s with bell bottoms and flares paired with platform shoes may I just say... NEVARRRRR!

Ugh, the jeans at the top on the right without the waistband. I remember in the late 90s, early 00s, when jeans were super super lowrise and every single girl in my class had her thong sticking out of her jeans. I also remember Mariah Carey’s jeans in the Heartbreaker video and seeing girls do that to their jeans and…