Fuck all this vegan bullshit, something amazing just happened!

The insider also notes that Carpenter “loves music”

I feel like these are two people I met a long time ago at a job I used to have but haven’t seen since. They sent me an invitation to the wedding, but not the reception (which was cash bar anyway, so SUCKED) and also noted in the invite where they’re registered.

For anyone making the mistake of not clicking that last link:

she’s stacked taller and looks more scrumptious than IHOP’s double blueberry pancakes.

If she didn’t figure it out when he says he’ll be home at six, shows up at 7:15 and the first thing he does is take a shower? I mean, I realize denial is a very strong emotion especially when it’s someone you love, but...

LuAnn’s playing the long game. Tom buys her at least 2 more seasons—next season she can be the blissful newlywed, then the season after he can fuck Sonja again and her story line will be the breakup. (It has to be Sonja—I don’t think Ramona actually has sex with her “dates” she just likes to talk like she does).

Yeah, that made me super sad. That can legit make your kid sick. And the lesser offense of sending the kids to bed in school uniforms. Is it really that hard to pull out some PJs? This guy is such a wet shit.

Same! We are in Chicago and well today its cold. Hahaha. We will start trying in August!

Damn. This is freaking me out so much. My husband and I plan to start trying for baby number two at the end of summer and I worry about the spread of the virus. Makes me happy to live in a climate that is winter 6 months of the year.

I love when she invited herself on the trip! “I’d love to go.” Ha ha ha

As a 9+ month pregnant lady, this virus really freaks me out. Not necessarily for personal reasons (as it seems the virus has only—with one exception—been contracted abroad and I’m *this close* to the end of my pregnancy), but because I can see this shit getting outta hand, and *quick*. I worry for all my fellow mamas…

It’s cute that Bethenny thought she was getting off scot free after her meltdown. LOL The Countess plays a whole other game.

LuAnn was killing it last night. She was particularly dismissive with Bethenny which I kind of enjoyed because she kind of deserved it but also made me cringe because I was there in my teens and that shit’s scary. Still Bethenny has such a long history of being insensitive and speaking over people that whatever. The…

Jules kept it together until they lost the nanny. She had to step it up, and she did. Her husband continued to be hands off, but demanding. Easy for me to say, but the one they interviewed, who would do extra non-nanny things like do blowouts and wait “on line” outside stores for sales seemed like a keeper.

I really liked Jules and Michael was such an assbag. When I read the news he cheated I wasn’t the least bit surprised. You could tell something was off with him as far as being a devoted family man.

Maniacal giggle is right. I mean, I guess she’s happy and good for her but Jesus, I find it disconcerting every time she talks about Tom (I think that’s his name). She sounds like she’s high every time and not on love, but drugs.

Luann is the bomb! The way she out Bethennied Bethenny was insane!

I mean.... Lou. Come on. Ramona drops this bomb and she whispers “which ex? Is it Carol?”