TitanicX! 

“Ok, hear me out. Same ship, same build, but we call it NOT Titanic...”

The good news is that when the ship sinks the water will put out the dumpster fire

Nobody with intelligence works for the New York Post, so that tracks.

It’s okay, neither does the Chinese government

My Elon is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!

I don’t think Musk knows what socialism is...🤔

They knew what they were doing when they made it a subjective fear test rather than objective. Basically, so any crazy with a gun just has to prove that whatever they’re scared of was in the vicinity when they opened fire.

Almost. I think what you’re looking for is “If she didn’t like living in that neighborhood, all the black people should have moved to Detroit and Chicago and made sure to be extra quiet there in case she had a headache.”

Part of the Florida Statute -

Yes. It’s Florida. That is all by design.

A Karen calling the cops because someone called her a Karen is the most Kareny thing a Karen could ever do.

“If she didn’t like living in that neighbourhood, she should have just moved”.  Did I get that correct, right wing dipshits?

Yeah I’ll pass on that too. Jack is just as bad and dangerous as Elon.

Jack is no better than Elon. I mean, Jack’s all in for RFK Jr. who is a complete nub job.

Lesbian Gay Bisexual For Joe Biden! That window plate is so sweet.

And from his name is likely not Caucasian. Racist minorities confuse the shit out of me.

Now we know why Florida man exists

This is all Biden’s fault for not securing the border and Disney’s fault because of Turbo.

I’ve been reliably informed by the State of Florida that only two genders exist, so this so called “hermaphroditic land snail” cannot possibly exist. If these Woke Snails think they can come here and start grooming our kids to lay their own eggs without the need for a mate in defiance of God and Country, they’ve got…