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Did you get an e-mail from someone claiming to be the Bethesda Store? Bad news, my friend: you've been pranked. The above image is fake. Like last year's massive "Fallout 4 ARG," this is yet another hoax designed to get all of our hopes up only to punch us in the face.

Your vitriolic hatred of your hedgehog is hilariously palpable.

So, my wife and I currently have a hedgehog. He is almost 2 years old.

I just want Kotor 3....

MY GOD, MAN! HAVE YOU ANY IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!

The whole problem is that there's too much traffic and that absorbs all of the bandwidth; the whole reason most companies take their servers offline, entirely, is to do some kind of security modifications so that way when they bring them back up the servers aren't immediately paralyzed by all of the traffic again.

I believe he is referencing the fact that he buys his metal pre smelted as in it comes in bars and sheets instead of raw iron ore. what he is doing is absolutely 100% forging, which is shaping the metal into usable tools.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Where's your work/youtube video so we can compare?

This isn't strategy—it's a glorified version of rock-paper-scissors. To beat the game, you just have to make sure you've got the right Pokémon at the right time. Your preparation before a battle is significantly more important than any decisions you make within that battle, because as long as you have the right…

Sorry, Charizard Y. You're just a slightly different version of normal Charizard. At least Charizard X is a not only a different color, but also lets Charizard become a dragon type...finally!

If they tried anything innovative, they'd have been shit on by you, and millions of people whom if they didn't try anything innovative would bitch "where's the innovation!? Just another rehash! Lame" Because gamers are the whiniest, most confused bunch on the Internet, moreso than Republicans.

I wish you were joking, but since you oh so obviously aren't, I'll sum up your comment for you. But like I said earlier, I can't argue against it. It's just that special level of stupid.

Yes, Grand Theft Auto invented misogyny. What?

Gotta justify their wage somehow. Man, positions of political power should be minimum wage jobs, that way the only people who'll take them are people who actually care about what they are doing.

The PC version will look better than the console version? WTF?! When is this ever the case?

I'm so sick of hearing about the amazing things made possible by "the cloud." It's completely nonsensical and only serves to ease the inevitable relinquishing of digital ownership.

"When people decide where to buy their games they look and they say, ‘Jesus, the pirates provide a better service for us,'" he said.