As long as I’m alive and able to comment, I will post this quote:

If I am being honest I didn’t realize that what I was doing was actually inputting the code in the wrong place. So it was more like I am an idiot making a dumb mistake.

Fucking relax, dude.

And Ron Swanson.

But there is nothing more dangerous, especially in this climate, than a funny, likable conservative character

I really resent being forced to agree with PETA.

Art can be real fuckin’ stupid sometimes, and it could not possibly get any more stupid than when it puts me on the same side of an argument as god damn fucking PETA.

I’d like to extend my sympathy to the White Sox on their embarrassment:

Bonus round! The White Sox care so much about Puerto Rico that they think it’s Cuba:

A) Don’t come for us Irish Catholic woman

It’s kind of amazing that he’s just so confused as to why he’s in prison.

That’s just confirming your cosmopolitan bias.

I can’t say why?

The U.S. should still get to Russia 2018, but there’s little time remaining to show anything encouraging.

Perfect example of the correct message being delivered by the wrong person.

Sorry for the double-reply, but the list should be:
1. Hank Sr.
2. Hank III
3. Falling off a cliff and splitting your face and testicles open
4. Hank Jr.

*reviews comments section of youtube*

1. “Songs about good looking ladies making food and being sad”
2. “Songs about getting drunk/high/fighting/being an outlaw”
3. A sharp, dry fart
4. “Are you ready for some footbaw?”

Hank Sr.

Or perhaps it’s when the fighter jets alter the Statue of Liberty and make her so she’s celebrating a touchdown instead of offering a beacon to the world?