That 2009 Confederations Cup semi against Spain. Holy shit. US ran the #1 team in the world off the pitch (they had a 35-game unbeaten steak coming in).

Kid crawls under rope barrier, giant red fox destroyed.
I don’t understand why they couldn’t use a tranquilizer dart instead of killing it outright.

This man is the definition of thin skinned. All he does is dish it out, he can’t take a tap from a butterfly without boo hooing like a two year old who needs a nap.

What would happen if he quit mid-campaign? I don’t think it’s outside the realm of possibility.

“Instead of being like, ‘Thank you very much, Mr. Trump,’ or ‘Trump did a good job,’ everyone’s saying, ‘Who got it? Who got it? Who got it?’ And you make me look very bad,” Trump complained, taking on reporters in the room. “I have never received such bad publicity for doing such a good job.”

“I never said six!”

And when the judge won’t let you get past “Your Honor, if....”???

The way I read it was that Bran warning into Hodor in the present while also being projected into the past caused Hodor’s present mind to overtake his past one, where the single thought in his head was Hold the door over and over until he was ripped apart, the in less and less cohesive as he was torn apart alive, the…

I am 100% here for Tormund and Brienne. They are the perfect pair! A strong man who can kick ass on his own that isn’t threatened by an equally strong woman? Yassssssss. I really hope we get more of this before everything goes to shit.

I’m genuinely heartbroken and simultaneously floored by the tragedy and mastery of the Hodor scene. First, kudos to Benioff and Weiss for teasing it well a couple episodes ago—you could tell there was something melancholy about Bran seeing young Hodor before his affliction—maybe it was in the way Hodor’s and Three…

May be my favorite part of the entire series (even if it perfectly encapsulates how dating went for me in high school):

Oh I looked at it and thought it was a cigar sticking out of the wall. I thought you were going to tell me it was a turtle, Yay turtles!!! But no...it really is a cigar 😢

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

This was absolutely precious.

Is Boo-Tea made from powdered ghosts?

I want to see NO balls as it relates to these people, thankyouverymuch.

Meanwhile, you KNOW they’re all into swinging and bondage and safe words, etc. I bet they try to regulate all of it because they’re the biggest freaks around and feel like because they’re ashamed, you should be, too. Just embrace it, guys! It’s okay!

Emphasis on the “or something.” Pretty sure they’re only cool with asexual reproduction. Maybe they’re hammerhead sharks. Or fungi. I’m going with fungi.

First and foremost, it’s about how you do sex. Or something.