That 2009 Confederations Cup semi against Spain. Holy shit. US ran the #1 team in the world off the pitch (they had a 35-game unbeaten steak coming in).

Kid crawls under rope barrier, giant red fox destroyed.
I don’t understand why they couldn’t use a tranquilizer dart instead of killing it outright.

This man is the definition of thin skinned. All he does is dish it out, he can’t take a tap from a butterfly without boo hooing like a two year old who needs a nap.

What would happen if he quit mid-campaign? I don’t think it’s outside the realm of possibility.

“Instead of being like, ‘Thank you very much, Mr. Trump,’ or ‘Trump did a good job,’ everyone’s saying, ‘Who got it? Who got it? Who got it?’ And you make me look very bad,” Trump complained, taking on reporters in the room. “I have never received such bad publicity for doing such a good job.”

“I never said six!”

And when the judge won’t let you get past “Your Honor, if....”???

Oh I looked at it and thought it was a cigar sticking out of the wall. I thought you were going to tell me it was a turtle, Yay turtles!!! But no...it really is a cigar 😢

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

This was absolutely precious.

Is Boo-Tea made from powdered ghosts?

I want to see NO balls as it relates to these people, thankyouverymuch.

Meanwhile, you KNOW they’re all into swinging and bondage and safe words, etc. I bet they try to regulate all of it because they’re the biggest freaks around and feel like because they’re ashamed, you should be, too. Just embrace it, guys! It’s okay!

Emphasis on the “or something.” Pretty sure they’re only cool with asexual reproduction. Maybe they’re hammerhead sharks. Or fungi. I’m going with fungi.

First and foremost, it’s about how you do sex. Or something.

He really is a grotesque figure, and I pray for the prostitutes who had to endure fucking him.

Of course he owed Gore nothing. How does that change the fact that he personally made the choice that put Bush in the Whitehouse?

Actually, Gore lost because the Supreme Court stopped the recount that would have showed Gore won Florida. We weren’t allowed to talk about that after the September 11th attacks, but that’s the truth.

I actually met Vince Foster’s son at a dude ranch in Jackson Hole in 1999, and he talked about his dad’s depression and suicide, and it really struck me then how deep and terrifying Hillary Clinton’s Omerta of Terror really was that they could even get to his son.