Now I have to start that blog. I just bitch all day, yes?

That’s a pretty great idea: The Bad Vegan. I smell a book deal (that smell is NOT meth).

Yes, yes it is. I was vegan during my mid-teen years when I was mostly homeless and subsisted on soda, Newports, and cocaine.

Wow and I like that he wasn’t obnoxious about it too.

There’s seriously no shit happening if you eat that many bananas.

No. Absolutely no shit. Ever again.

No James, eating while not hungry will make you go bananas

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”

Why did I read all of that.

So what you’re saying Ellie is that not eating meat makes you crazy. I knew it!

and, ps, just so we’re clear, Im talking about Will’s article, not Drew’s. Another commenter pointed it out, but when a guy known for making fun of BIG (insert area here) has a better concept of politics than a guy getting paid the mucho dinero for writing about it does, something is amiss.

Honestly, you should get points if you even manage to make it to the halfway point of this turd of an article. Yes, lets make a guy lose all 50 states so we can prove our party is still pure. Forget that when the primaries are done, 11 Million people will have voted for the guy. I feel like 20 years from now, Trump’s…

We would also accept “irritable dads with law degrees”.

republicans in 2002: EXPORT DEMOCRACY EVERYWHERE

You might be okay. So long as you are at a top law school so that you can get a job to pay off the student loans that you amassed attending that law school and then are willing to work long hours to keep that job and your new wife doesn’t mind that you are never home until the kids come along, anyway, at which time…

i’m an irritable guy married to a law degree. can i still hang?

I’ll defer to Jia, who gave an excellent description of those people in her post on bullying today.

Stay at home husband with law degree? No kids...

“because you read Deadspin and are statistically most likely to be an irritable dad with a law degree . . .”

I am an irritable Dad with a law degree. I surrender