She’s already Under-acheiving-Secretary of African affairs under Tillerson, you haven’t heard?

And instantly thought to myself “Mike Pence will not be going to S Korea”

Gen. Samson Smaughldiche

WOAH that was a terrible word salad!!

Sean Spicer: “Hold my beer...”

Just heard on tv that Pompeo, now head of CIA, comes from KS’s 4th district, which helped put the R over the top in that closer than expected race tonight where..... the Koch Industries HQs are located!

None? Pins are so small!

It’s felt relatively easy drowning out the noise from her feed, and she also LOVES replying to tweeps, but not sure how accurate my deflectors are.

Ugh this explanation is such a weight off my mind! Nice! It really makes a lot of sense why she seems to be skidding in on two wheels while nailing three’s from way behind the line.

Tears of acid...

Spicer’s Mumbled Mush Hour -Next at 8pm on Fox!

I hope this means Watters is gone too! Fuck that guy!

She’s jetsetting and a woman. I’ll give her that

Sorry you fell for a video from the Tim and Eric Show. And his last name is spelled Oneder, of the Oneders.

And they’ll still pack the stands because what else are you gonna do???
NOT watch sports?! PSHAW

Things worked out so well with the last Jared I can’t wait to see what happens with this one

Right, like in a sense, was he daring them to not accept him?

And did he do this on all other applications?? Doesn’t make a ton of sense.

Fed Gov employee here......

And another that says “I blame the fire alarm”

+1 tennis racket to the dick

Likely that those idiot dick heads are having NO sex themselves and it makes the SO MADZ that other ppl are getting some.