This can not be real from Hamilton (I know it is). I literally got chills reading this. Holy shit was he right on point.

You’re right, a “Just hang in there pops” would have apparently spared us from a Trump presidency and this ongoing dumpster fire of an admin.

I will NEVER understand the knee-jerk “coming to the defense of” the uber-wealthy and reckless who ACTUALLY caused this disaster at the expense of blaming it on the poorz!!

And wouldn’t the dad be getting some kind of pension from ATT as a result of all the old bells and all that???

Nothing makes sense here.

“Ya need some bonds in yer life old man”

Lol Seriously.

But then they’ll have their FREEDOM (from having health insurance)!!!

Right, and the follow up to that is that it would be that it’d be unconstitutional for R’s in Congress to “defund” PP in the only manner in which they could: Prohibiting women from using Medicaid at PP
Which, like I said, you can’t do bc it’s unconstitutional.

They COULD try to not allow women to use Medicaid money at…

But that’s only because of the alternative minimum tax, otherwise he would have paid next to nothing. Something like 5 million instead.

Somehow whinier than fed DC employees to boot........ quite the accomplishment!

As someone who had to deal with an actual “Bryce” in college, I fully concur!
What a douchebag.

“Michelle Obama wants me to cook vegetables,” says a disgusted-looking [REPUBLICAN PARTY], age nine [maturity level], of [THE UNITED STATES]. “Not happenin’. I don’t like vegetables. They’re evil.”

Silly women tryin’ to use their brains or something!

“Abortions for some, tiny American flags for others!”

—Simpsons already solved this issue some 10 yrs ago, and we continue to fail to recognize this compromise!

I can’t even tell if this is real or a joke anymore these days..... :(

That means that Preet would know about the microwaves!! Someone get on this scoop!!

......said The Onion, right? Like, this isn’t an actual news headline, RIGHT?!!

Blarrfullalskdgdhewlekghwoihoakdslksdghlkjgf!!

You forgot to start your comment with “Acutally,...”

I imagine it’s a LOT of barrels of hay...

I’m pretty sure Amazon stores the “utterances” on the cloud until the individual deletes them themselves. Then it’s considered “permanently wiped.”
That’s why the cops served a warrant on Amazon requesting the recordings and data from this dude’s Alexa after his wife(?) was found dead.
They also looked at his water…