Beware the humorlessness that constant exposure to Conservative behavior can cause!
If we’ve lost our snark, we’ve lost everything, and Trump et al. would have won this terrible war.

#memerepliesallday

Yeah, I’m also getting some pretty serious replies to saying that Flabby was technically correct......as a fucking joke.

Bullpuckey! They got “educations” and “housing” and “free food” and “exercise” and many were introduced to and converted into believing in Jeebus!
You see, it was a Win-Win all the way around!

And they all think that because slaves were introduced to Jeebus, then it’s all good and even now.

(Also, ALREADY read this “defense” of Carson’s words on another site’s comments section)

AND refugees make up about 1 in every 1000 people who come to this country or visit it every year.

Oh please oh please oh please oh please...

Good I hope he has a heavy overarching feeling of being spied on and every conversation ostened to by various US Intel agencies. I hope it haunts his fatass until his final days in the WH, the sooner the better, and that the paranoia follows him out the door as well.

I really wish people would stop denigrating the good name of cheetos. Especially the crunchy and the jalapeño. But not the puffs. The puffs can go fuck themselves.

Oh, nobody told you? The whole “pro-life” thing is actually just a disingenuous cover that conservatives (mainly men) use to justify anti-choice laws and the general desire to control the lives (mainly sex lives) of women (mainly poor women) in this country.

I read SEVERED HEAD INJURY and clicked.......

I read SEVERED HEAD INJURY and clicked.......

and THEN tweeted about Arnie and the Apprentice..... What the fuck are his priorities?
Does he think he doesn’t have to President on the weekends? It’s becoming pretty clear he thinks this is a 9-3, M-Thur obligation.

Shame, I was looking forward to that fight, mainly bc I thought Khabib would be a really good fight for McGregor.

How the fuck do you DO that? Like, what steps do you need to take to accomplish that kind of cut?

Laughing and crying at same time....

NO! HE WAS “YOU’RE FIRED” BC OF HIS LOUSY RATINGS ACCORDING TO TRUMP’S TWEETS IN BETWEEN HIS PARANOID OBAMA TWEETS THAT SOUND LIKE THIS TO ME IN MY HEAD!!1!!11!!!

You mean Mr. “I wear a cowboy hat bc my dad like the Dallas Cowboys” Guy?!?!
FUCK that guy.

Also, are YOU in the greys?!?