If you can see someone’s junk while you’re in the bathroom, you’re doing it wrong.

SO YOU ADMIT TRUMP IS RIGHT!!!!


—is how all the Trump assholes respond to actually thoughtful comments like yours...

That sure is a funny thing to cop to so casually...

Is she pulling a George Costanza with the NY Yankees here? Because it feels like she’s pulling a George Costanza here.

And don’t forget the implied stay-at-home wife who probably had to COOK the fucking breakfast for that asshole on Valentine’s Day!

An estate planning attorney doesn’t necessarily deal with this kind of stuff, so neat misrepresentation.

Yeah, I think we do, and your run of the mill $5 million business is not a small business.....

“The current system only hurts those who worked their way up.”

—UGH, nonsense.

“your average small business is not going to be able to take advantage of this.”

At least SOMEONE is standing up for the top 1% in this country!

You can’t fuck a dead guy though! They have that “right!”

BINGO!!!

“In order to pay the tax, the kids have to sell the business.”

I’ve had buttflakes before.........NO THX!

The BEST Christians are typically the WORST people.

If Abe sent the club in Nov, and it was actually meant for Obama, that would explain it.
Obama’s a lefty.

Yup! We spent a half day in my “marital dissolution” class on this topic— It’s (likely) a gift here!

If you can convince a judge or jury it was in return for a “promise” to get married, and SHE is the one who cuts it off, then MAYBE you get it back.

But if dude’s parents called off the wedding, they’ll likely consider…

And look, she even won the popular like vote between the two tweets...

It’s a sex thing. You’re implying it’s a sex thing right?

It’s really a toss up on do you don’t you. I tend to lean towards engagement bc otherwise they spout off to their own cretins unchecked.