Can a fake news site help me spread the following headline:

Yeah maybe God’s telling you all you shouldn’t have sex you old, limp dicked ugly motherfuckers!

I couldn’t even tell you how many times I come across a comment like that on conservative sites..... “They just want free birth control so they can have consequence free sex!”

Obummer tried his best, but looks like he ran out of time thank goodness!!

I was totally with you up until the last sentence.... “Not our fault that white people erased their cultural identities to call themselves ‘white.’”

...errrrr...... “white culture” in what sense specifically? In the sciences? The arts; like film, literature, or painting? Regarding food? Or traditions? In architecture? In invention? In industry? In exploration?

...nah...

Congrats West Virginians! You have been “liberated” from your Obamacare insurance!

“then they’ll wonder how this ever could have happened.”

“YEAH repealing Russian sanctions is the right thing to do because........well BECAUSE!!!”
—Trump supporters

I’m starting to think that “Repeal Obamacare on Day 1" has already been replaced with “Repeal Russian sanctions on Day 1"

Dousing your knickers!

Here’s another not at all depressing cat fact for you folks who aren’t done with 2016 shitty-ness yet:

There are more tigers in captivity in Texas than there are wild tigers in the rest of the world!
(This has been a fact for a number of years now, but just think about that for one sec....)

*whispers.... That’s a jaguar....

Bc $$$ for words.

Good juxtaposition! And I love reminis show but am glad this shit got x’ed. Gonna have to think on this one

Gosh even calling them an idiot is giving too much credit. What’s dumber and less sympathetic than a piece of dog shit?

So how does one imagine a Glasscock looks?

That’s Vice Chancellor Sam Glasscock the Third to you, peasant!

It is a job title and name that I strive for.