It’s not Clint I want to patch out, it’s the bawbag Fabio wannabe Elliot that I’d get rid of!

This is good news for the Switch in some regards as it will show how capable it is of running games with higher graphical capabilities than we’ve generally seen and it might lead to ports of GTA and maybe even RDR2. It might even encourage other devs to look into porting some of the newer stuff just with less bells n…

Apparently I should be playing Nidhogg 2, but I’m actually playing Mario & Rabbids which has just gotten devilishly tough in some sections, co-op is fantastic. Luigi’s Steely State is beastly and Princess Peach, ooft, wrecks everything! I’m also gonna get in about Destiny 2 with my mates tomorrow. Gotta love game…

I was hoping for a more final release date do Stardew Valley but No More Heroes looks pretty good as does Mulaka, and I’m holding out judging Morphie’s Law too early. I want to see more as the concept is interesting but will it be interesting enough to share space with Splatoon 2?

My dad has a copy I’m gonna pilfer next time I see him. I definitely want a look at the new update but I traded my copy after getting to the centre of the galaxy.

Bah my phone died whilst writing pretty much this exact same thing.

It’s also high dependent on team composition. I don’t mind someone staying back if they have hydra missiles as they can force the enemy into dangerous situations while the rest of us get up in their face.

Originally I would have agree wholeheartedly with you, but I actually changed from doing just that on maps like Port Mackrel, to doing most, but not all of it. My thinking is that if I have no safe team mate to spawn on, I have a route to charge my super with on the way back to battle.

If it plays like The Journey in FIFA, I wouldn’t bother. It amazes me that EA haven’t borrowed heavily from the mobile game New Star Soccer. It has much better things to do when you’re not playing an actual game.

So it’s not just me that thought this was ripe for co-op?

I don’t know if I agree with people calling the guy falling on the incline a bug, if anything it’s more realistic. If the guy higher up can party and knock you back, there’s a chance you’d fall. Might not be fun, but using a high ground advantage should occasionally do it, if not always. Granted it doesn’t look like a…

It would probably have ended up a lot closer to £50/$60 with more content. I didn’t expect much more than a 3-4 hour play time so the reviews I’ve read and the low price point (plus my weird excitement at being able to buy Sonic and Mario on a Nintendo console in the same month) have made this an essential purchase.…

This is how I’ve always done it and people think I’m mad but my burgers still in the god damned bun and yours is ready to pop out and now the bun to burger ratio is all out of whack!

Same goes for most competitive Nintendo titles. I’m smash my mates in Mario Kart but this last few days I’ve put in my place online. Granted there’s more luck than skill and they’re incredibly tight races at the higher levels but I’m pull out a podium finish once then consistently finish 6-10th.

And they say us Brits like a queue! Fair play to them though. More retailers should do raffles with products like these cos its better than letting the scalpers get in line first and buying up all the stock.

Pre-ordered it the other day cos it looks like a pretty fun concept. Another bonus, preorder on Xbox live and get it for half price and get a free copy of Tue Swindle.

It’s pretty mean at higher levels but some of the GIFs look legit, especially the 4th one as in that case it was a charged fist hitting the wired rocket one and that’s usually what happens in my experience. I just find the AI reaction speed to be a bit excessive at higher levels.

The babe with the power

Ha, that gave me a chuckle. I didn’t find them too difficult but I worked them from back to front and found I solved them pretty quickly. If you look through the gate you can normally see a door so it usually gave me a decent place to start from above.

This is the exact reason my steering wheel and my PSVR have gone unused for several months. It’s so much hassle to set both up that I just don’t bother. With VR, 9 times out of 10 when I do put it on, I play for an hour then it goes off again cos there’s only so many times you can play Lethal VR.